Something similar to thee BEST

so my Saturday was a pretty fantastic-ular day. I woke up today thinkin,
"fuck i have work from 9:15am-3pm."
but as time slowly ticked away i was finally off! and my mom texted me saying she had a suprise for me. And me being a big dreamer, i was like "i hope its a car." so i head towards home on BART and then i arrive at west oakland. Then an old light skined african male runs in sweating chasing after a young african american male in a suit. So the old man grabs the suited man by the shirt pushes him against the windows and begins to scream:

"YOU SEXUAL HARRASSED MY DAUGHTER"
"I RAN THREE BLOCK TO CHASE YOUR ASS DOWN"
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU"
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO TAPE"
"IF I DIDNT HAVE 3 OTHER KIDS I WOULD END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW"

....and all the suited man would say was:

"YOU LIE" (jamican/european accent)

you never know.. maybe this man was someone similar to

but after the police came, and people screaming at the cops saying "dont pull out your tazzer thinking its a gun", or saying "watch out the bart police is going to shoot 2 black males now"

i finally got home to see this!

My OWN CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

yes i know, im excited as well. =]

and i also revived my Mohawk

and with that said, ill say more with this..

lets rock out like some flint-stones,

get outta this world, too.. gone,

past the ozone use the turbo like its Breakin,

whole new world, dear earth I'm fadin,

on to mars, straight heat, but no satin,

anticipation grew as I kept yall waitin',

but the crowd screams cuz i touched-down,

I'm a walkin "top play," look what they found,

cuz my light too bright I have to be star,

but I'm shootin cuz I know ima go far,

so far so gone, but so far ill come,

as if in a wheel chair to off and run-

with the best of them, get ahead of them,

break the ribbon and stand above allof them, I win.